A couple of years ago a guy named Justin Halpern got a book published, called Sh*t My Dad Says. It was based on series of real quotes from his father's salty witticisms posted to his Twitter feed. A whole bunch of copies of the book sold and it was even made into a short lived TV show. I know all of this because I looked it up. I'm bitter. Halpern beat me to the punch. I could probably get a book out of sh*t my mother says. But, it's already been done.
My life changed considerably when we moved my mother to Colorado 2 years, 6 months, 13 days, 5 hours, and 17 minutes ago. Not that I'm keeping track. It is just that when I was 24-years old, I moved from nearly one side of the continent to the other in the hopes that might it feel far enough away to keep her from driving me crazy. Finally able to take full breaths of air into my lungs for the first time in my life, I thought I'd never, ever have to deal with her on a day-to-day basis again. I had no idea that somewhere down the road I'd come face-to-face with once again living within five miles of her. Only this time, I'm responsible for a good bit of her care. If I'd had warning, I'm pretty sure it would have been in the form of a creepy, ominous, Dickensian specter.
Anyway, she is here. In living color.
Just prior to Thanksgiving she fell. I received a call about it, but I was assured she was just fine. At the time I thought it was weird that a frail 84-year old could fall and then bounce right back (after having non-emergency lift come to her rescue). But, then this is my mother, so who am I to question something odd. By the next morning, however, it was evident that she wasn't just fine so I loaded her in the car and took her to the emergency room where it was discovered that she had a broken pelvic bone. Since there wasn't anything to be done about her situation, she stayed in the hospital for a couple of days and was then released to go back home where she could utilize her 'electric chair,' a motorized scooter she uses to terrorize those people whom she considers more elderly and feeble than herself. It is like she and Darwin sat down to tea one day and discussed survival of the fittest and she decided to be the last one standing. Or sitting. In the electric chair.
Her lack of mobility presented a problem when it came to Thanksgiving day at my house, however. Too many stairs. She couldn't come and spend the day with us so we opted, instead, to go en masse to visit her for a little while. My mother's conversation can be a bit bizarre and I noticed while visiting her, all three of my children had their phones out. I considered saying something but then I decided not to. A spoon full of sugar and all that.
What I didn't realize was, they were banding together and surreptitiously taking real-time quotes from my mother's soliloquy and posting them to a thread on Facebook for the enjoyment of others.
On her current boyfriend whose ex-girlfriend is jealous: "I don't get jealous, I just get even." - grandma
On my suggestion that due to a lack of men she might turn her affections to the abundance of women: "I haven't found a woman hot enough to convince me to change my mind." - grandma
On never wanting to give up her 'party-girl' status: "Oh Parker, we can get high on that marijuana now! It's legal after all." - grandma
On her former boyfriend, the raging alcoholic: "Oh my neighbor complained about me makin' too much noise in the bedroom." - grandma
If I thought my mother would be uncomfortable about their coping strategy I would discourage my children from making her comments public, but I'm fully confident she would embrace the notoriety.
While visiting my mother might not be considered the worst of situations, it can have its challenging moments. I find myself weirdly proud of my children for turning a rather arduous visit into something funny and sharing it for others to enjoy.
So fine. Halpern did it first and got a book deal. Seeing my children's gleeful comradery, however, makes me feel a little less bitter.
Thursday, November 29, 2012
Monday, November 19, 2012
Mock(yeah)ing(yeah) Bird(yeah)...
Apparently the high school I attended had two stories. I don't actually remember that detail but, a few years ago I discovered that if you go to the school, sit in the parking lot, and bore your children beyond comprehension with your life history, you can marvel at the fact that the building has two stories even if you only remember it having one. Not that the fact my high school had two stories actually matters to anybody. It doesn't. I was just surprised to discover it.
I don't have many memories of high school. I can recall a few details about the era, but can only remember a very small number of actual events inside the school walls. If I try very hard and concentrate very carefully, I think I can muster some recollection of the second story. But not really. And I've yet to come up with a good reason to put in that much effort. Steve thinks the math department must have been on the second floor.
Anyway, all that to say, regardless of the fact I hardly remember anything about high school, I do remember a kiva somewhere in the building where I first saw the movie version of To Kill A Mockingbird. Until last week, I had only seen the movie that one time, although I've read the book repeatedly.
Last week I saw the movie again. At a real movie theater complete with sugary, sticky floor and popcorn remnants from the previous patrons. I'm only a little freakishly compulsive so I kept my search for leftover bedbugs on the seat to a minimum. Anyway, to mark the 50th anniversary of its release, To Kill a Mockingbird was being shown in theaters. Despite the fact that I'm not much of a movie watcher, I was awfully excited about the whole thing. And, although it isn't a cult movie, this was probably as close as I would ever get to seeing one. I considered dressing up as Boo Radley.
When I first read To Kill a Mockingbird in high school I didn't appreciate its message. I think I missed the point as I sat in classrooms full of all-white students being taught by all-white teachers. Racial oppression wasn't something we thought much about. Granted we had some 'others' who didn't quite fit in; those who, by choice or by nature, were different and who were disliked by the insecure. Still, even though the prevailing message of the story was how wrong unfair judgement is, I don't think, with our shelves stocked full of white bread, most of us really caught on.
It wasn't until I read the book in adulthood that it became my favorite piece of fiction. I have long felt that if I were to run for the office of dictator and win (although I would try to be a benevolent dictator), To Kill a Mockingbird would be assigned as required reading for all humanity. While I understand it seems unlikely I'll be elected Dictator Martin Griggs, I recommend everyone go ahead and read the book now, just in case.
Realizing that my 'live to read' mentality isn't universal, as dictator, being all benevolent and everything, I'd allow those who didn't want to read, the option of watching the movie. Rarely do I think a movie does a book justice but I'd make an exception in this case.
Imagine it. What if everyone read or watched To Kill a Mockingbird and understood what Harper Lee was saying about prejudice and judgement? What if, by reading the story, people examined and understood the source of their fear regarding race and difference and acknowledged it? What if, after reading the book, people tried harder to be like Atticus Finch?
Atticus said a lot of great things. Perhaps the most significant, though was when he said to Scout, "You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view."
Maybe we'd make the world a better place for everyone.
Amen, Atticus. Amen.
I don't have many memories of high school. I can recall a few details about the era, but can only remember a very small number of actual events inside the school walls. If I try very hard and concentrate very carefully, I think I can muster some recollection of the second story. But not really. And I've yet to come up with a good reason to put in that much effort. Steve thinks the math department must have been on the second floor.
Anyway, all that to say, regardless of the fact I hardly remember anything about high school, I do remember a kiva somewhere in the building where I first saw the movie version of To Kill A Mockingbird. Until last week, I had only seen the movie that one time, although I've read the book repeatedly.
Last week I saw the movie again. At a real movie theater complete with sugary, sticky floor and popcorn remnants from the previous patrons. I'm only a little freakishly compulsive so I kept my search for leftover bedbugs on the seat to a minimum. Anyway, to mark the 50th anniversary of its release, To Kill a Mockingbird was being shown in theaters. Despite the fact that I'm not much of a movie watcher, I was awfully excited about the whole thing. And, although it isn't a cult movie, this was probably as close as I would ever get to seeing one. I considered dressing up as Boo Radley.
When I first read To Kill a Mockingbird in high school I didn't appreciate its message. I think I missed the point as I sat in classrooms full of all-white students being taught by all-white teachers. Racial oppression wasn't something we thought much about. Granted we had some 'others' who didn't quite fit in; those who, by choice or by nature, were different and who were disliked by the insecure. Still, even though the prevailing message of the story was how wrong unfair judgement is, I don't think, with our shelves stocked full of white bread, most of us really caught on.
It wasn't until I read the book in adulthood that it became my favorite piece of fiction. I have long felt that if I were to run for the office of dictator and win (although I would try to be a benevolent dictator), To Kill a Mockingbird would be assigned as required reading for all humanity. While I understand it seems unlikely I'll be elected Dictator Martin Griggs, I recommend everyone go ahead and read the book now, just in case.
Realizing that my 'live to read' mentality isn't universal, as dictator, being all benevolent and everything, I'd allow those who didn't want to read, the option of watching the movie. Rarely do I think a movie does a book justice but I'd make an exception in this case.
Imagine it. What if everyone read or watched To Kill a Mockingbird and understood what Harper Lee was saying about prejudice and judgement? What if, by reading the story, people examined and understood the source of their fear regarding race and difference and acknowledged it? What if, after reading the book, people tried harder to be like Atticus Finch?
Atticus said a lot of great things. Perhaps the most significant, though was when he said to Scout, "You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view."
Racial tension is alive and well in our culture. And gender tension. And sexual orientation tension. And financial policy tension. And political party tension. And a myriad other tensions. How would that change if we collectively modeled Atticus and simply considered things from the other person's point of view?
Maybe we wouldn't judge. Maybe we wouldn't condemn. Maybe we wouldn't harm.
Maybe we'd make the world a better place for everyone.
Amen, Atticus. Amen.
Thursday, November 8, 2012
Sue's Mews
This post is about my cats. Only not really.
That I have an affinity for cats is no secret. I'm well on my way to being a crazy cat lady and really, at this point, why change? Steve and I got our first cat shortly after we were married. Her name was Katie Scarlett O'Hara. She was tiny and mean and really didn't like anyone. She was, in a word, horrible. When she died, at age 21, I don't think she'd ever had one real cat friend. Katie never let anyone get close. But, we loved her just the same.
Emma came to live with us when she was a much older cat. She was sweet, but timid. She never used her voice or had any confidence. One time I found Emma cowering in the corner while Katie picked on her so mercilessly Emma defecated on the floor. I joked that Katie had, literally, scared the shit out of her. Poor old Emma just never really found her place in life. But, we loved her just the same.
Katrina, a refugee from the hurricane of the same name, lived with us only a few months before she died. She never recovered from the trauma. We don't know what she had experienced, exactly, but she was always sickly. We assume she must have been starving at some point because she stole food at every opportunity. Most notable was the time she jumped on the table and swiftly stole a foil wrapped baked potato almost as big as she was. Thank God she didn't notice there was sour cream. Katrina didn't give much back. But, we loved her just the same.
We adopted Boe from a family who was moving to Japan. They said they couldn't take him but I think they just didn't have room. Boe was a little overweight. Okay, Boe was a lot overweight. Okay, Boe was a fatso. He weighed in at 23 pounds and really, really, really liked food. But Boe was sweet and kind and caring and welcoming. We had to put Boe down when cancer compromised his quality of life. Even up to his final goodbye, though, Boe was cheerful and loving. And hungry. But, we loved him just the same.
Thor was a punk. He didn't have a tail, was slightly lame, and had a curved spine. He acted like Mr. Tough Guy but was charming in his own way. He died of a bladder blockage at a very young age but while he was with us he made us laugh. Nothing much intimidated that scrappy little cat. Even Parker, at over six foot tall, could be seen screaming and running away when Thor started stalking him. Thor might have had 'little cat complex.' But, we loved him just the same.
Mr. Pankey died suddenly a few weeks ago. We don't exactly know what went wrong but he had some sort of neurological dysfunction. We adopted Mr. Pankey and Tyler (who is still with us) shortly after the back-to-back deaths of Boe and Thor. Mr. Pankey was quirky to say the least. He often wanted attention but just didn't quite know how to ask for it. He'd ask to be petted but then avoid our touch. He loved Tyler more than anyone and wanted to be friends with our girl cat, Princess. But she declined his invitation. Mr. Pankey was socially awkward. But, we loved him just the same.
Recently we welcomed Oliver into our home. Here he is helping me write this blog post:
He's a sweet boy. Aptly named, he's forever hungry and loves to go through drawers and steal things. He is also a little clingy and needy but we hope in time he will understand that he won't be abandoned and living on the streets again.
The interesting thing about cats is, they are all unique. They approach life and people and food and comfort and relationships and death differently. And they do best when they are understood, loved, and accepted just as they are.
Sort of like people.
*Credit for the title of this post goes to my friend Dan who loves all things silly.
That I have an affinity for cats is no secret. I'm well on my way to being a crazy cat lady and really, at this point, why change? Steve and I got our first cat shortly after we were married. Her name was Katie Scarlett O'Hara. She was tiny and mean and really didn't like anyone. She was, in a word, horrible. When she died, at age 21, I don't think she'd ever had one real cat friend. Katie never let anyone get close. But, we loved her just the same.
Emma came to live with us when she was a much older cat. She was sweet, but timid. She never used her voice or had any confidence. One time I found Emma cowering in the corner while Katie picked on her so mercilessly Emma defecated on the floor. I joked that Katie had, literally, scared the shit out of her. Poor old Emma just never really found her place in life. But, we loved her just the same.
Katrina, a refugee from the hurricane of the same name, lived with us only a few months before she died. She never recovered from the trauma. We don't know what she had experienced, exactly, but she was always sickly. We assume she must have been starving at some point because she stole food at every opportunity. Most notable was the time she jumped on the table and swiftly stole a foil wrapped baked potato almost as big as she was. Thank God she didn't notice there was sour cream. Katrina didn't give much back. But, we loved her just the same.
We adopted Boe from a family who was moving to Japan. They said they couldn't take him but I think they just didn't have room. Boe was a little overweight. Okay, Boe was a lot overweight. Okay, Boe was a fatso. He weighed in at 23 pounds and really, really, really liked food. But Boe was sweet and kind and caring and welcoming. We had to put Boe down when cancer compromised his quality of life. Even up to his final goodbye, though, Boe was cheerful and loving. And hungry. But, we loved him just the same.
Thor was a punk. He didn't have a tail, was slightly lame, and had a curved spine. He acted like Mr. Tough Guy but was charming in his own way. He died of a bladder blockage at a very young age but while he was with us he made us laugh. Nothing much intimidated that scrappy little cat. Even Parker, at over six foot tall, could be seen screaming and running away when Thor started stalking him. Thor might have had 'little cat complex.' But, we loved him just the same.
Mr. Pankey died suddenly a few weeks ago. We don't exactly know what went wrong but he had some sort of neurological dysfunction. We adopted Mr. Pankey and Tyler (who is still with us) shortly after the back-to-back deaths of Boe and Thor. Mr. Pankey was quirky to say the least. He often wanted attention but just didn't quite know how to ask for it. He'd ask to be petted but then avoid our touch. He loved Tyler more than anyone and wanted to be friends with our girl cat, Princess. But she declined his invitation. Mr. Pankey was socially awkward. But, we loved him just the same.
Recently we welcomed Oliver into our home. Here he is helping me write this blog post:
He's a sweet boy. Aptly named, he's forever hungry and loves to go through drawers and steal things. He is also a little clingy and needy but we hope in time he will understand that he won't be abandoned and living on the streets again.
The interesting thing about cats is, they are all unique. They approach life and people and food and comfort and relationships and death differently. And they do best when they are understood, loved, and accepted just as they are.
Sort of like people.
*Credit for the title of this post goes to my friend Dan who loves all things silly.
Thursday, November 1, 2012
Yes, I'll Be Your Neighbor....
I was having lunch with some friends the other day and our conversation turned to our mutual love and respect for Mr. Rogers. Yes, that Mr. Rogers. The one with the neighborhood.
Doubtless not everyone discusses Mr. Rogers over a veggie sandwich but, in this particular group, we were talking about him and one person asked, "Why did I never meet this man?" I responded that I was fortunate enough to actually meet him.
Really. I got to have an honest-to-goodness, face-to-face conversation with, arguably, the most gracious man in our generation.
My children weren't allowed to watch much television. This fact is a huge source of dramatic revelation about how they were left out of a significant cultural rite of passage. Their friends discuss favorite TV shows from childhood and my own offspring are left to confess the didn't grow up with television. Those poor Griggs. They never even saw one episode of Saved by the Bell.
Freaks.
I'm sure to hear about this for many more years. The truth is, I've just never been much of a television person. It was on a lot when I was growing up because that's what everybody did...watch TV. But, aside from a few shows, television just never really captured my attention. Consequently, my own children watched very little and even then it was on an ancient set closed up in a cupboard with a picture so fuzzy it was hard to make out what was happening. Once when we were trying to watch the Winter Olympics we couldn't tell if there was a blizzard on the ski slopes or if it was just our television.
Anyway, one show my children were allowed to watch was Mr. Rogers. We all loved Mr. Rogers Neighborhood and his gentle, loving way of handling childhood issues. Naturally, when he was on a book signing tour to Denver we made the effort to go and meet him. He was, after all, Mr. Rogers! At the time I took up a huge amount of space as I was several months pregnant with Anna. And the line to see Mr. R was very long. We waited while I gestated and the boys restlessly fidgeted in place. Eventually, our turn to meet Mr. Rogers arrived. We asked him to sign his books The New Baby and You Are Special and then he started to talk with us. There we were with hundreds of other families but it was our turn and Mr. Rogers, with all his gentle spiritedness and thoughtful speech, tuned out everyone else and made our little family of four (plus one) feel as though we were the only people in the room with him. He took his time to talk with all of us and to listen as the boys expressed their feelings about having a new baby sister.
I'd never met a celebrity before or since. And I generally don't care much about what celebrities do or think. But this was Mr. Rogers. Sincere, sweet, caring, gentle Mr. Rogers.
Mr. Rogers wasn't a loudmouth. He was soft spoken and intelligent with a powerful message of care and grace and mostly of concern for the welfare of children. Never snarky. Always loving.
After our conversation at lunch the other day, I got the book You Are Special off the bookshelf. On the inside title page Mr. Rogers had underlined the printed word 'are' so the title looked like this: You ARE Special. Next to that he wrote, "I can tell!" and then he signed his name.
The cynical side of me thinks he probably did the same thing for every family who asked him to sign a book. But the other, less hateful side of me, knows that Mr. Rogers saw something very special in our family with two little boys eagerly awaiting the birth of their baby sister. They were, truly, excited for her arrival. When he said he could tell, I believe he could tell.
Which makes me think about how much I care for, notice, and look carefully at people in my own life. Do I stop, amid the noise and confusion of life, to take notice of who they are, what they need, or how special they are to this world? Do I not only notice but do I also make them feel special?
How easy it is to go through life thinking of my own needs without noticing what is happening in the rest of the world. How easy to pay attention to the loud, ugly, uncivilized messages of hate and war, and lack of care for the less fortunate. How easy and how wrong. Do we really need more 'strong leadership' in this country, or do we just need more of Mr. Rogers Neighborhood?
Doubtless not everyone discusses Mr. Rogers over a veggie sandwich but, in this particular group, we were talking about him and one person asked, "Why did I never meet this man?" I responded that I was fortunate enough to actually meet him.
Really. I got to have an honest-to-goodness, face-to-face conversation with, arguably, the most gracious man in our generation.
My children weren't allowed to watch much television. This fact is a huge source of dramatic revelation about how they were left out of a significant cultural rite of passage. Their friends discuss favorite TV shows from childhood and my own offspring are left to confess the didn't grow up with television. Those poor Griggs. They never even saw one episode of Saved by the Bell.
Freaks.
I'm sure to hear about this for many more years. The truth is, I've just never been much of a television person. It was on a lot when I was growing up because that's what everybody did...watch TV. But, aside from a few shows, television just never really captured my attention. Consequently, my own children watched very little and even then it was on an ancient set closed up in a cupboard with a picture so fuzzy it was hard to make out what was happening. Once when we were trying to watch the Winter Olympics we couldn't tell if there was a blizzard on the ski slopes or if it was just our television.
Anyway, one show my children were allowed to watch was Mr. Rogers. We all loved Mr. Rogers Neighborhood and his gentle, loving way of handling childhood issues. Naturally, when he was on a book signing tour to Denver we made the effort to go and meet him. He was, after all, Mr. Rogers! At the time I took up a huge amount of space as I was several months pregnant with Anna. And the line to see Mr. R was very long. We waited while I gestated and the boys restlessly fidgeted in place. Eventually, our turn to meet Mr. Rogers arrived. We asked him to sign his books The New Baby and You Are Special and then he started to talk with us. There we were with hundreds of other families but it was our turn and Mr. Rogers, with all his gentle spiritedness and thoughtful speech, tuned out everyone else and made our little family of four (plus one) feel as though we were the only people in the room with him. He took his time to talk with all of us and to listen as the boys expressed their feelings about having a new baby sister.
I'd never met a celebrity before or since. And I generally don't care much about what celebrities do or think. But this was Mr. Rogers. Sincere, sweet, caring, gentle Mr. Rogers.
Mr. Rogers wasn't a loudmouth. He was soft spoken and intelligent with a powerful message of care and grace and mostly of concern for the welfare of children. Never snarky. Always loving.
After our conversation at lunch the other day, I got the book You Are Special off the bookshelf. On the inside title page Mr. Rogers had underlined the printed word 'are' so the title looked like this: You ARE Special. Next to that he wrote, "I can tell!" and then he signed his name.
The cynical side of me thinks he probably did the same thing for every family who asked him to sign a book. But the other, less hateful side of me, knows that Mr. Rogers saw something very special in our family with two little boys eagerly awaiting the birth of their baby sister. They were, truly, excited for her arrival. When he said he could tell, I believe he could tell.
Which makes me think about how much I care for, notice, and look carefully at people in my own life. Do I stop, amid the noise and confusion of life, to take notice of who they are, what they need, or how special they are to this world? Do I not only notice but do I also make them feel special?
How easy it is to go through life thinking of my own needs without noticing what is happening in the rest of the world. How easy to pay attention to the loud, ugly, uncivilized messages of hate and war, and lack of care for the less fortunate. How easy and how wrong. Do we really need more 'strong leadership' in this country, or do we just need more of Mr. Rogers Neighborhood?
Thursday, October 25, 2012
New Beginnings...
I'm not pregnant.
Just in case anyone was wondering about that.
I suppose, technically, it is possible. And, really, you can read about women much older than I having babies if you just pick up a copy of Star. Whatever. Possible or not, were I to turn up pregnant, I'd certainly have some 'splainin' to do.
Realizing this may be more information than anyone wants, I only bring it up because of a series of dreams I've been having. Dreams in which I have the starring role. Pregnant.
I believe in the power of dreams. It was through a series of recurring, evolving dreams which took place over more than 20 years, that I came to a point of forgiveness and reconciliation with my father after his suicide. Because of those nocturnal psychotherapy sessions, now when I dream, I rarely shrug it off. I almost always take the time to deeply consider and analyze the meaning. Which is why I have been paying attention to this latest round of dreams where I show up pregnant. Very pregnant. And old. Well, for a pregnant lady, anyway.
In these dreams I'm distressed. I don't really want to be pregnant, or at least I don't want to raise the child I'm about to give birth to. Not in an "Ohmygawd, I'm preggers," Snookie, Paris Hilton, Kardashian sort of way. A baby wouldn't disrupt my life of parties and shopping.
It's just....I've already done that.
For the past 24 years I have loved being a mom. It has been the primary focus of my life. Yes, I've worked off and on and earned a PhD during that time but, first and foremost, the focus of my time, identity, and resources has been in the raising of my children. I'm thankful that I've had the choice of working or staying home when it seemed best for both my family and me. I wouldn't change a thing.
But, I'm about to turn the page on this part of my life story and when I do I'll see, 'The End' in large script type. I know, in much the same way I feel when I finish a really good novel, there will be a sense of loss. A sense that I want just a little bit more. I will always be a mother, of course, but the time when my children live with me, depend on me, and need me for the day-to-day is nearing its end.
Then what?
In my dreams, I don't want to re-read that book. I don't want to raise any more children. But, at the same time, I feel anxious about what's coming. I'm about to give birth to a new future and I can't anticipate what that will be. If I'm being honest, that is exactly what I'm feeling on many days. Anxious for the future. Not because once my children are grown and gone I'll have no purpose but because I and my purpose are changing and evolving and I don't have a clear vision of what is next.
And then I remind myself that feeling anxious accomplishes exactly nothing. I am, in fact, between the parenthesis. Not quite in the past. Not quiet in the future. It is uncomfortable but I'm having to learn to relax with it.
I can't go back to the past and I don't have to know the future. All I have to know is the present. I can be thinking about the future, dreaming about the future, even exploring ideas about the future. But what matters is right now. And right now I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be doing exactly what I'm supposed to be doing.
When the time is right, my future purpose will show up. I'll know it when I see it. I suspect it will hand me a pretty bouquet of flowers and tell me it is happy to finally meet. I look forward to that day.
And mostly I'm glad I won't be wearing maternity clothes.
Just in case anyone was wondering about that.
I suppose, technically, it is possible. And, really, you can read about women much older than I having babies if you just pick up a copy of Star. Whatever. Possible or not, were I to turn up pregnant, I'd certainly have some 'splainin' to do.
Realizing this may be more information than anyone wants, I only bring it up because of a series of dreams I've been having. Dreams in which I have the starring role. Pregnant.
I believe in the power of dreams. It was through a series of recurring, evolving dreams which took place over more than 20 years, that I came to a point of forgiveness and reconciliation with my father after his suicide. Because of those nocturnal psychotherapy sessions, now when I dream, I rarely shrug it off. I almost always take the time to deeply consider and analyze the meaning. Which is why I have been paying attention to this latest round of dreams where I show up pregnant. Very pregnant. And old. Well, for a pregnant lady, anyway.
In these dreams I'm distressed. I don't really want to be pregnant, or at least I don't want to raise the child I'm about to give birth to. Not in an "Ohmygawd, I'm preggers," Snookie, Paris Hilton, Kardashian sort of way. A baby wouldn't disrupt my life of parties and shopping.
It's just....I've already done that.
For the past 24 years I have loved being a mom. It has been the primary focus of my life. Yes, I've worked off and on and earned a PhD during that time but, first and foremost, the focus of my time, identity, and resources has been in the raising of my children. I'm thankful that I've had the choice of working or staying home when it seemed best for both my family and me. I wouldn't change a thing.
But, I'm about to turn the page on this part of my life story and when I do I'll see, 'The End' in large script type. I know, in much the same way I feel when I finish a really good novel, there will be a sense of loss. A sense that I want just a little bit more. I will always be a mother, of course, but the time when my children live with me, depend on me, and need me for the day-to-day is nearing its end.
Then what?
In my dreams, I don't want to re-read that book. I don't want to raise any more children. But, at the same time, I feel anxious about what's coming. I'm about to give birth to a new future and I can't anticipate what that will be. If I'm being honest, that is exactly what I'm feeling on many days. Anxious for the future. Not because once my children are grown and gone I'll have no purpose but because I and my purpose are changing and evolving and I don't have a clear vision of what is next.
And then I remind myself that feeling anxious accomplishes exactly nothing. I am, in fact, between the parenthesis. Not quite in the past. Not quiet in the future. It is uncomfortable but I'm having to learn to relax with it.
I can't go back to the past and I don't have to know the future. All I have to know is the present. I can be thinking about the future, dreaming about the future, even exploring ideas about the future. But what matters is right now. And right now I'm exactly where I'm supposed to be doing exactly what I'm supposed to be doing.
When the time is right, my future purpose will show up. I'll know it when I see it. I suspect it will hand me a pretty bouquet of flowers and tell me it is happy to finally meet. I look forward to that day.
And mostly I'm glad I won't be wearing maternity clothes.
Thursday, October 18, 2012
Ladies (Room) Aid
Last week my sister and I travelled to our brother's home in West Virginia for our annual sibling weekend. We call it an annual event although in reality it ends up, for various reasons, happening only semi-annually. Regardless of how frequently we get to do it, the time spent is always refreshing and renewing. Plus, our mother can't make the trek so we are free to be in one another's company without her organ recitals and tedious conversational loops about how her life has no meaning because I won't take her to the mall and how she can't drive herself because we made her sell her car three years ago. Never mind that she is unable to walk more than a few feet without becoming fatigued and we insisted she give up driving when the likelihood that she was going to kill someone topped out at 100%.
Details.
Regardless, the time the three of us spend together is not only bonding and soul filling, it is also very fun. Every time we are together some sort of theme emerges, not because we plan it, but just because it happens. Over this sibling weekend we looked at old family slides on an antique projector my brother had restored. We weren't really sure what we would find in the boxes of musty, deteriorating slides but, it turns out, there are deeply layered stories hidden in those faded images. We discovered that the voices of the past will soon be lost if we don't somehow find a way for the stories to be told.
Fodder for future writing.
Anyway, all of this makes the journey from my house to his house (which isn't easy) worth it. Even in these days of streamlined transportation it takes a good bit of effort to make the trip. Lots of herding, shoe removal, body scanning, and general dehumanizing just to board a plane with no personal space, land in a different city, and do it all over again. Granted it isn't travelling by covered wagon but, given the vast numbers of people crowded together, I do worry a little about contracting cholera. Maybe the real problem is all that talk of reaching my final destination. I guess not that many people get cholera at the airport. Nevertheless, I do employ quite a few 'germaphobic'* practices in an effort to try and avoid the seemingly inevitable and slightly more common head cold.
I really don't enjoy air travel.
Last week the flying leg of my trip ended in Charlotte, North Carolina. My sister had flown to Charlotte from Detroit and my brother, after confirming my plane had left Denver, drove from his house to Charlotte. Our sibling weekend would begin by meeting up at the airport and driving four hours back to my brother's house.
Anticipating the lengthy car trip, I stopped in the ladies restroom after getting off the airplane, before meeting my siblings. Upon entering the restroom, I was met with the booming voice of a woman, employed by the Charlotte Douglas International Airport, who smiled and greeted each woman with a hello as she entered. She kept a running commentary going as women entered and exited the restroom. Her voice echoed against the blue tile walls and her words reverberated with exclamations of "Hello all you beautiful women!" "It is a wonderful day to be alive!" "Safe travels!" "You are all so beautiful!" Each woman was offered a blessing as she exited.
After all the unpleasantness of security checks and cramped airplanes this woman's cheerful greeting was a welcome return to the world of 'human-style' interaction. No matter where I was in the restroom, I could hear her affirming words. I couldn't help but smile.
I'm sure some people were uncomfortable with her boisterous outpouring of goodwill. There may have been a few curmudgeons who thought she was annoying. (Why does my own mother come to mind?) And, undoubtedly a few cynics found her message a bit too schmatlzy. But my sense is that, largely, recipients of her message were encouraged and calmed by her positive energy and loving message.
I don't know why she was doing it. I don't know if the Charlotte Douglas International Airport takes their southern hospitality seriously enough to hire someone to stand in the restroom and offer a generous greeting or if she was doing it of her own accord. I don't know if she had a counterpart in the men's restroom doing the same thing. I sort of doubt it but, lacking a ticket for admission, I didn't check.
But I do know that I appreciated her efforts. Although she was some distance from me, I smiled directly at her to let her know her salvo of cheerful words was welcome.
All this made me think about how I might offer my own version of generous restroom greeter to the strangers who cross my path. I might not stand in restrooms bellowing out blessings but I can offer a kind word, a smile, a polite 'you first' gesture.
It isn't hard to be kind. It just takes being mindful. We forget, in our hurried and harried culture, to slow down, breathe, and be kind. A little gesture goes a long way.
Everyone benefits if we all just take time.
*I guess the real word for this is mysophobia but I prefer the made up version better.
Details.
Regardless, the time the three of us spend together is not only bonding and soul filling, it is also very fun. Every time we are together some sort of theme emerges, not because we plan it, but just because it happens. Over this sibling weekend we looked at old family slides on an antique projector my brother had restored. We weren't really sure what we would find in the boxes of musty, deteriorating slides but, it turns out, there are deeply layered stories hidden in those faded images. We discovered that the voices of the past will soon be lost if we don't somehow find a way for the stories to be told.
Fodder for future writing.
Anyway, all of this makes the journey from my house to his house (which isn't easy) worth it. Even in these days of streamlined transportation it takes a good bit of effort to make the trip. Lots of herding, shoe removal, body scanning, and general dehumanizing just to board a plane with no personal space, land in a different city, and do it all over again. Granted it isn't travelling by covered wagon but, given the vast numbers of people crowded together, I do worry a little about contracting cholera. Maybe the real problem is all that talk of reaching my final destination. I guess not that many people get cholera at the airport. Nevertheless, I do employ quite a few 'germaphobic'* practices in an effort to try and avoid the seemingly inevitable and slightly more common head cold.
I really don't enjoy air travel.
Last week the flying leg of my trip ended in Charlotte, North Carolina. My sister had flown to Charlotte from Detroit and my brother, after confirming my plane had left Denver, drove from his house to Charlotte. Our sibling weekend would begin by meeting up at the airport and driving four hours back to my brother's house.
Anticipating the lengthy car trip, I stopped in the ladies restroom after getting off the airplane, before meeting my siblings. Upon entering the restroom, I was met with the booming voice of a woman, employed by the Charlotte Douglas International Airport, who smiled and greeted each woman with a hello as she entered. She kept a running commentary going as women entered and exited the restroom. Her voice echoed against the blue tile walls and her words reverberated with exclamations of "Hello all you beautiful women!" "It is a wonderful day to be alive!" "Safe travels!" "You are all so beautiful!" Each woman was offered a blessing as she exited.
After all the unpleasantness of security checks and cramped airplanes this woman's cheerful greeting was a welcome return to the world of 'human-style' interaction. No matter where I was in the restroom, I could hear her affirming words. I couldn't help but smile.
I'm sure some people were uncomfortable with her boisterous outpouring of goodwill. There may have been a few curmudgeons who thought she was annoying. (Why does my own mother come to mind?) And, undoubtedly a few cynics found her message a bit too schmatlzy. But my sense is that, largely, recipients of her message were encouraged and calmed by her positive energy and loving message.
I don't know why she was doing it. I don't know if the Charlotte Douglas International Airport takes their southern hospitality seriously enough to hire someone to stand in the restroom and offer a generous greeting or if she was doing it of her own accord. I don't know if she had a counterpart in the men's restroom doing the same thing. I sort of doubt it but, lacking a ticket for admission, I didn't check.
But I do know that I appreciated her efforts. Although she was some distance from me, I smiled directly at her to let her know her salvo of cheerful words was welcome.
All this made me think about how I might offer my own version of generous restroom greeter to the strangers who cross my path. I might not stand in restrooms bellowing out blessings but I can offer a kind word, a smile, a polite 'you first' gesture.
It isn't hard to be kind. It just takes being mindful. We forget, in our hurried and harried culture, to slow down, breathe, and be kind. A little gesture goes a long way.
Everyone benefits if we all just take time.
*I guess the real word for this is mysophobia but I prefer the made up version better.
Thursday, October 11, 2012
Centipede Humor
It is always a little disconcerting when I find things, familiar from my childhood, in antique shops. This is happening more and more often. Not because I shop for antiques a lot but because I, personally, am becoming an antique.
Recently, I went shopping for antique doorknobs. I have a thing (a negative thing) about matching doorknobs which are, in my opinion, dull and unattractive. I'm afraid I'll die of boredom if all my doorknobs match. I realize, in light of record unemployment, a fragile global economy, and an emotion filled upcoming election, doorknobs might seem a teeny bit trivial. They are. I recognize that. But, the antique ones still make me happy.
Anyway, the last time I was canvassing antique shops I came across a number of items that were familiar; things I played with as a child, a few appliances we had when I was growing up. I was particularly drawn to a portable record player made of heavy pressed cardboard, covered with decorative paper. It had a lid that closed over the platter, volume knobs, and stylus arm. The lid was secured by a sturdy metal latch situated under a hinged, plastic handle.
I had a record player just like that, along with a few recordings that I listened to tirelessly. My favorite song was, 'The Thousand Legged-Worm.'
Said the thousand legged worm as he gave a little squirm, has anybody seen a leg of mine? For if it can't be found, I shall have to hop around on the other nine hundred ninety nine.
Okay, so I'm guessing the author of that lyric didn't get a Nobel prize for literature, but, like antique doorknobs, those words made me happy. They were my first introduction to humor. Not uproarious humor, maybe. But secretly, I thought they were funny and especially enjoyed the irony.
I kept my delight a secret because humor was something of a foreign concept in our family. Life was awfully serious. I honestly don't remember anyone laughing about anything. The effect of our humorless home was that I thought something was wrong with me when my quirky, offbeat sense of humor reared its head. It happened often. I couldn't help it. Humor became my guilty little secret. Sort of like porn. But funnier. And with fewer naked people.
As a teenager I started to notice other people who had a sense of humor and I realized maybe I wasn't so odd after all. I was fascinated by those who said things I found funny. Although by this time my psyche has been badly bruised, I discovered that laughter had extravagant healing powers.
When I was a senior in high school my mother's new husband decided he wanted to move to another, larger, town. Not wanting to be bothered with pesky mothering responsibilities, my mom went along with his plan (which did not include me) and the two of them moved off and left me to fend for myself. I was 17 and homeless but, fortunately, my best friend's mother graciously allowed me move in with them. Their family had experienced its own share of tragedy but, unlike my own family, this family allowed laughter to permeate the pain. I watched as they joked and shared in a familial humor so foreign to me. The presence of humor and laughter calmed my spirit.
Within their welcoming embrace, laughter became something I did every day and, freed from the oppression of my own humorless family, I unleashed my oddball humor into the world. I'd like to say my humor is universally appreciated. It isn't. But, it doesn't much matter. Like mismatched doorknobs and centipedes making the best of missing appendages, it makes me happy.
In my world, a day without laughter is a day wasted. I wish I'd said that originally, but I didn't. Charlie Chaplin did.
I think he was on to something.
Recently, I went shopping for antique doorknobs. I have a thing (a negative thing) about matching doorknobs which are, in my opinion, dull and unattractive. I'm afraid I'll die of boredom if all my doorknobs match. I realize, in light of record unemployment, a fragile global economy, and an emotion filled upcoming election, doorknobs might seem a teeny bit trivial. They are. I recognize that. But, the antique ones still make me happy.
Anyway, the last time I was canvassing antique shops I came across a number of items that were familiar; things I played with as a child, a few appliances we had when I was growing up. I was particularly drawn to a portable record player made of heavy pressed cardboard, covered with decorative paper. It had a lid that closed over the platter, volume knobs, and stylus arm. The lid was secured by a sturdy metal latch situated under a hinged, plastic handle.
I had a record player just like that, along with a few recordings that I listened to tirelessly. My favorite song was, 'The Thousand Legged-Worm.'
Said the thousand legged worm as he gave a little squirm, has anybody seen a leg of mine? For if it can't be found, I shall have to hop around on the other nine hundred ninety nine.
Okay, so I'm guessing the author of that lyric didn't get a Nobel prize for literature, but, like antique doorknobs, those words made me happy. They were my first introduction to humor. Not uproarious humor, maybe. But secretly, I thought they were funny and especially enjoyed the irony.
I kept my delight a secret because humor was something of a foreign concept in our family. Life was awfully serious. I honestly don't remember anyone laughing about anything. The effect of our humorless home was that I thought something was wrong with me when my quirky, offbeat sense of humor reared its head. It happened often. I couldn't help it. Humor became my guilty little secret. Sort of like porn. But funnier. And with fewer naked people.
As a teenager I started to notice other people who had a sense of humor and I realized maybe I wasn't so odd after all. I was fascinated by those who said things I found funny. Although by this time my psyche has been badly bruised, I discovered that laughter had extravagant healing powers.
When I was a senior in high school my mother's new husband decided he wanted to move to another, larger, town. Not wanting to be bothered with pesky mothering responsibilities, my mom went along with his plan (which did not include me) and the two of them moved off and left me to fend for myself. I was 17 and homeless but, fortunately, my best friend's mother graciously allowed me move in with them. Their family had experienced its own share of tragedy but, unlike my own family, this family allowed laughter to permeate the pain. I watched as they joked and shared in a familial humor so foreign to me. The presence of humor and laughter calmed my spirit.
Within their welcoming embrace, laughter became something I did every day and, freed from the oppression of my own humorless family, I unleashed my oddball humor into the world. I'd like to say my humor is universally appreciated. It isn't. But, it doesn't much matter. Like mismatched doorknobs and centipedes making the best of missing appendages, it makes me happy.
In my world, a day without laughter is a day wasted. I wish I'd said that originally, but I didn't. Charlie Chaplin did.
I think he was on to something.
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